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Sasuke wa imo janai.

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PLEASE FULL VIEW. I never ask you any other times... u_u ()

Sasuke is not Potato. Allow me to explicate:

You see, people often bitch that Sasuke is, in a word, EMO. Therefore, he cries and slits his wrists and paints his nails black and listens to depressy "emo" music, among other things generally associated with the term "emo". Okay, here's the flaw in this logic:

Sasuke is NOT Emo. EMO is the word for "potato" in Japanese, spelled "imo" and pronounced "emo". Because "Sasuke" is a Japanese word, then one can only compare him to another Japanese word. It is similiar to me saying "My cat is evil". However, saying that Sasuke is emo is like saying "The color red smells like the ocean!"

Let's also take into consideration the characteristics of the two. Sasuke is a ninja, and an excellent ninja at that. He does things like throwing shuriken and kunai, blowing fire, looking sexy, as well as many other qualities that encompass being a ninja. Potatoes, on the other hand, can NOT throw shuriken and kunai, blow fire, nor can they look sexy. They are, however, very delicious to eat, especially when mashed and mixed with garlic. ^__^ Sasuke, however, is not delicious when mashed and mixed with garlic. In fact, I don't believe any ninja, or any person for that matter, would taste good like that... unless that's your kink, Hannibal. o_O ()

I guess I'll conclude this argument for now, and resume it later on when I think of more reasons why Sasuke isn't emo.
My next installment shall be: Rock Lee is not Broccoli.

Hope ya'll enjoyed it ^_^ Don't forget the meaning of "sarcasm" either...

Sasuke © Masashi Kishimoto
the Potato © my cupboard.. lol
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TuRtLeZbd34AKN's avatar
GAHHHH!!!!! i:heart:u smexi potato!!!!..(not Sas-GAY)

VERY NICE RANT!! i wish i could have come up with that!!

now.. if you don't mind.. you are my "rant mentor/master" *bows respectfully* i only obey Kazen-Sama!.... ^_^